timeywimeyconsultinghufflepuff:

-hewastheirfriend:

but what if instead of getting drunk we all got sober like what if we were all constantly drunk and then on the weekends we get sober at night and have tea and intelligent conversations and then the next morning we’d wake up drunk again like “man i was so sober last night i think i figured out a cure for cancer” 

Someone should write a book about this.